Monday, April 30, 2007


Is there anything better on a dreary Monday morning than a juicy story about Boy George chaining up a Norwegian rent boy? No, there isn't!

(Keep in mind while reading this report rom the UK Sun that "pants" in England means "underpants" to all good and decent people):
A MALE escort told of his terror last night after claiming he was kidnapped by Boy George.

Auden Carlsen, 28, said: “It’s ironic that his biggest hit was Do You Really Want To Hurt Me? — because I’m sure he did want to hurt me.

“I was convinced I was going to die.”

The Norwegian spoke out as George, 45, was bailed by detectives probing assault and false imprisonment allegations.

Carlsen said he was grabbed by the singer and another man and chained to a wall after the star invited him to his pad in Shoreditch, East London, to pose for photos.

The escort fled in his pants after wrenching the hook from the wall.

Accused ... Boy George
Accused ... Boy George

Carlsen revealed he met George on the Gaydar website, but only agreed to go to his flat at midnight as a £400 photographic model and not as an escort.

The ex-Culture Club star took pictures of him in kinky gear.

Carlsen said: “George said he was popping out for milk at 5am. I heard him come back and I walked into his bedroom wearing just my white underpants and a T-shirt. I was jumped on by George and another man.

“George handcuffed me to a hook by the bed as they held me down.”

He said George got rid of the blond man then produced a box of whips and sex toys — telling him: “Now you’ll get what you deserve.”

Carlsen pulled the hook from the wall and fled — then alerted the police from a nearby newsagent’s at 6.30am on Saturday.

George — real name George O’Dowd — was taken to a police station.

Last year he got community service in New York after he said a rent boy tried to rob him — and cops found cocaine in his apartment. He was unavailable for comment last night.

Hmmm...I can't decide if the world is out to get Boy George and drag his name through the mud for fun and profit...or if he is a nutty nutball druggie creep who keeps letting his sordid pastimes get out of control. Perhaps a bit of both? At any rate, I'd much rather hear about his possible S&M torture of Norwegian rent boys than his icky drug habits, so kudos, Boy, kudos! Keep up the good work! I look forward to the next story of debauchery and kinky sex-for-pay with baited breath!

I love, love, love the term "rent boy" and wish I could use it in conversation every single day of my life. Rent boy, rent boy, rent boy!


TrAngela said...

Some daily uses of "rent boy:"

"Where is my rent boy?"

"Have you seen my rent boy?"

"Oh rent boy, fetch me a drink."

"Rent boy, get the door, will you?"

I bet Boy George has bitch tits.

impychimp said...

Eeew! I bet you're right. Sounds like 'rent boy' didn't play fair. I mean, c'mon...he was suprised at what was on the menu? Feh. Poor Boy George.