Wednesday, March 14, 2007

I'm in a hurry today, people, so here's are a few crudites to tide you over until I can prepare a wholesome non-news snack later on, and eventually a full, albeit nutrition-deficient meal:

LiLo tries to make sure that there's always one Lohan in jail at any given time, but forgets that famous people can get away with anything, while the lowly relatives of famous people cannot.

Tori Spelling finally has her baby and it's a boy with a predictable middle name.

And Britney Spears is totally looking for love in all the wrong places.

South By Southwest starts today! Look out, A-town--somewhere out there Friends of Felt Up Stevie M. and Ericka B. are getting diz-runk!

1 comment:

TrAngela said...

No, they're staying drunk.