Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Fiennes' All-Nude Bruges Revue

Friend of Felt Up Terri R. sent in a feverish e-mail about this and no wonder! Apparently Ralph Fiennes is either a) a sex fiend, b) in the midst of a prolonged midlife crisis/meltdown, c) a randy middle-aged British thespian, or d) all of the above. The latest scandale, as reported by SF Gate:

English actor Ralph Fiennes incurred the wrath of a hotel boss after he reportedly frolicked naked in a swimming pool with four women in Belgium.

British newspaper The Sun reports star, 44, and his female companions disturbed guests at the Hotel Tuilerieen in Bruges.

Hotel manager Patricia Homble says, "I wasn't happy about it."

Fiennes is currently in the stunning city filming the comedy "In Bruges," which also stars Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson.

Last month, Qantas flight attendant Lisa Robertson was fired from the airline after she admitted she had sex with the actor in a bathroom during a flight in January.

Yowza! AND HE'S WORKING WITH COLIN FARRELL! God only knows what sexual shennanigans those two will get into! The mind reels! Unless their unbridled sexual energy repels each other, like two magnets...then they might have to get into some kind of English/Irish bloodmatch--perhaps ending in nude wrestling a la Alan Bates and Oliver Reed in Women In Love...yep, that's probably what will happen.

While we're on the topic of Ralph Fiennes, why is it that he has never looked as good as he did in Schindler's List? Is it because he was beefier and a Nazi? Am I the only one who thinks this?

1 comment:

Shannon said...

Ralphie seems to be a right turd when it comes to his personal life, but I've always had a thing for him. I thought he was dreamy in Quiz Show, but then he made a crappy movie with J Ho and that completely ruined him for me. However, his brother Joseph is pretty dreamy, too. He has beautiful eyes and eyelashes. Sigh.