Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Wigging Out, Checking In

Britney Spears is back in rehab! Huzzah, ya'll!

From People:
Britney Spears has entered rehab, the singer's manager Larry Rudolph, confirms to PEOPLE.

"Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility today," Rudolph says in a statement. "We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time."

The latest news caps off a wild holiday weekend for the pop star, who shaved her head, got two new tattoos and was spotted partying in West Hollywood over the last several days.

Last week Spears, 25, visited Eric Clapton's Crossroads Centre in Antigua but left after just one day and headed to Florida, a source told PEOPLE on Friday.

No word on whether or not Brit was wearing her Carol Channing/JT Leroy wig when she went in, but I choose to believe she was and then was immediately taken down in a chokehold by rehab staff members under the orders of her mother, who shrieked "Get that tacky wig offa my lil' baby, ya'll! If you have to, USE THE GODDAMN TAZER!" at the orderlies. Also no word on whether or not this is a real, actual rehab or one of those waltz in-waltz out-keep on drinkin' Lindsay Lohan in Wonderland-type rehabs. The way Brit has been carrying on lately, she should thank her lucky stars she isn't trapped in a Frances Farmer-esque snake pit getting her bald noggin electrshocked...

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