Sunday, February 25, 2007

Semi-Liveblogging The Oscars



Why didn't they include Chris Penn in the Parade of Death? He died in January, 2006...Did they include him in last year's Oscars and I don't remember it?

Philip Seymour Hoffman has craaaazy hair. Best Actress goes to--do I even need to say it? Judi Dench didn't even show up...she knew what was up.

Clive Owen is sitting next to Helen Mirren's husband, Taylor Hackford. If I were Helen Mirren, I'd start using that Oscar's power to get into some naughty shenanigans with Clive before the evening's done...

Reese Withersoon looking pretty...although she could use some gloss or something on her lips...Best Actor goes to...Forrest Whitaker. God his wife is beautiful. I loooooove Forrest, especially his wonky eye, but I was kind of secretly hoping for Peter O'Toole. I think Catherine Deneuve is trying to smoke a cigarette.

Francis Ford Coppola, Stephen Spielberg, and George Lucas's chin are giving out Best Director, which goes to...Martin Scorsese! Standing o! Everyone is hooting and hollering and going nuts! Nice speech, he's talking fastfastfast as usual, but it seems to make sense and he remembers to thank his wife...

Diane Keaton and Jack Nicholson are giving out Best Picture...her waist is tiny. She looks great. I think she's had some tasteful work done...I like her hair....Jack has a shaved head and looks kind of Lex Luthorish...Diane seems pretty nuutttty..she's yelling out the names and making weird hand gestures...the winner is: "The Departed." Huzzah!

I'm going back to the "SVU" marathon now...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Courtesy of David B.'s DVR technology, we got a freezeframe of PSH's hair, and we're pretty sure he's trying to grow deadlocks, we hope for a role.

Also, I think I remember Chris Penn in last year's dead people montage.

Terri R.

impychimp said...

Chris Penn was included last year. I'm pretty sure...I seem to recall...*buurp*