Saturday, February 10, 2007

The Seed And The Damage Done

The craaaaazy circus around Anna Nicole Smith's death just gets curioser and curioser with each passing moment. By now, most people know that Zsa Zsa Gabor's current husband (#8!), Prince Frederic von Anhalt (I saw on CNN that he bought his title and also sells them in Hollywood), is claiming to be baby Dannielynn's father, but now the NY Daily News says Anna Nicole's sister Donna Hogan is telling anyone who will listen that Anna Nicole froze the sperm of her late husband J. Howard Marshall to conceive the baby in a bid to firm up her claim to his estate:
Anna Nicole Smith's death became even more bizarre than her life yesterday as a series of bombshell revelations uncovered an ever-growing web of sexual intrigue - including the startling claim that her late billionaire husband may be the father of her infant daughter.

The stunning disclosure comes in a no-holds-barred manuscript written by her half-sister Donna Hogan obtained exclusively by the Daily News.

Hogan alleges that her sister froze the sperm of 90-year-old J. Howard Marshall years ago, and believes she may have used it to become pregnant...

Hogan says: "I wouldn't be shocked at all if it's J. Howard's. She saved his sperm after all and that maybe [sic] her trump card in her fight to get the old man's estate."

Classy Donna Hogan has a lot of nasty things to say about how Anna Nicole treated her husband while he was alive. If you want to read all the depressingly sordid claims, go here. Personallly, I wish people--especially her relatives--could at least wait until her body has been laid to rest before they come out with the trashy "revelations" about her life. Like say, Anna Nicole's mother Virgie Arthur, who is now on her way to the Bahamas to get her claws on Dannielynn--whom she had never met before--after she spent some quality time blabbing about Anna Nicole's drug habit to any television camera she could find, that is.

Plus we've got z-list celebs like human freak show Joanie "Chyna" Laurer doing stuff like this:
Joanie Laurer (aka Chyna Doll who used to be Chyna on the WWF) broke down in tears last night on "Larry King Live" as she talked about her "friend" Anna Nicole Smith who she met while filming her last film Illegal Aliens. And to make things even weirder, a spokesperson for Trimspa kept interrupting her saying Anna Nicole told her that Chyna was "a stalker" and not her friend.

(quote-n-photos via The Superficial)

Then we've got Angel of Death Howard K. Stern, who, when he wasn't sobbing hysterically about being "forever wounded," was talking to "Entertainment Tonight" one day after his "wife"'s death; ET is reporting that Anna Nicole did indeed have a will and it named her son Daniel as her sole heir (the will was written before his death) and named Stern as the executor of her estate. How this will complicate the clusterf**ck around her baby's inheritance I have no idea, but it all sounds very dubious and shady to me.

This thing is exhausting me! Every time I turn around, some new twist emerges to blow my mind...Stay tuned, if you can bear it.


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Shannon said...

Good lord, those pix of Chyna are priceless! I have said ever since "she" was in WWF that "she" was born a "he" and had extensive not-so-great surgery. I think these prove it.

Brenna said...

I am just waiting for Bobby Trendy to resurface in all this...

jennifer said...

Brenna, my dear, you read my mind! What does Bobby Trendy have to say about all this? A NATION TREMBLES, BOBBY!