Friday, February 16, 2007

Like, Ohmigaw--Rehab Is Too Hard, Ya'll!

TMZ is reporting that before "Extra" could even get its "Britney Checks Into Rehab!" story on the air, La Spears has already checked out of rehab:
As "EXTRA" first reported, the pop star entered a rehab facility two days ago. Now TMZ has learned that the center was located outside of the country, and she refused to stay.

TMZ is told that Britney checked in at the urging of friends and family, after being seen intoxicated in public places and was so "exhausted" on New Year's Eve she collapsed.

According to TMZ sources, Britney is on her way back to Los Angeles.

A rep for Britney could not immediately be reached for comment.

Britney's reps "could not immediately be reached for comment" because they are running around berserk like chickens with their heads cut off, frantically trying to come up with some way to spin this "she's-getting-help-oh-wait-no-she's-not" story in some halfway positive-sounding way. Good luck with that, flacks! That's why you get paid the big bucks!

Oh, to have been a fly on the wall when Britney first realized that "rum-n-Gatorade" wasn't on the rehab menu that day!

1 comment:

TrAngela said...

If you need me, I'm heading to rehab as well. And, I may or may not be one of Anne Nicole's baby's daddies.