Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Broken Promises?

Oh, lordy. "Entertainment Tonight"'s website is reporting that Britney Spears has checked herself out of rehab--again:
Sources tell ET that BRITNEY SPEARS left Promises residential treatment center in Malibu, CA early this morning -- less than 24 hours after checking into the facility...

This shocking move comes on the heels of People magazine's report that last week the singer checked in and abruptly checked out of ERIC CLAPTON's Crossroads Centre, a rehab facility in Antigua, leaving after just one day and returning to Southern California on Friday.

I would say "this is getting ridiculous," except Britney became 100% ridiculous a few years ago. Of course, this story could be completely untrue and right this very second Britney is vomiting like crazy and being forced to mop bathrooms just like the movie 28 Days starring Sandra Bullock, but somehow I don't think so. I have the feeling she is, instead, on her way to the nearest tattoo parlor to get a deeply meaningful teensy tattoo of a pink teddy bear on her other wrist to commemorate her second trip to rehab; afterwards, she will go directly to her new favorite wig shop to buy a ginormous blonde afro; then after a quick stop at 7-11 for her usual repast of Cheetos and Red Bull (mixed with vodka, ya'll!), she'll just slather on some zit cover-up, shimmy into a skintight hooker outfit, shed her underpants, and will be ready to hit any Hollywood night club where there is the faintest glimmer of a chance of her being able to stalk Justin Timberlake.

This girl is filling me with dread...tinged with glee.

UPDATE: Can I call it or can I call it?
"EXTRA" is reporting that Spears tried to get into a tattoo parlor before going home but it was closed.
There's no joy in being right about these things...

Weeellll, I have to admit there is some joy in it.

Oh, who am I kidding? It's awesome! I'mrightI'mrightI'mright! Go Felt Up, it's your birthday, we're gonna party like it's your birthday...

1 comment:

impychimp said...

Didja hear on Extra that she was seen crying and SHAVING HER LEGS by the pool at the Mondrian in a blue wig after being denied a room since she had no cash, credit cards or ID on her?