Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Stuff It!

(photo via drunkenstepfather)

Remember a while back when there was a story floating around that Paris "P-Hole" Hilton had "accidentally" on purpose forgotten to pay a storage unit bill and the owners of the facility were trying to figure out what to do with all her crapola? Oh, sure you do!

Well, now there's a for-pay website where you can peruse all kinds of junk, such as photos of P-hole's boobs being pawed at by Girls Gone Wild scumillionaire Joe Francis, personal diary entries about such things as giving Cher's son genital herpes, photos of her and her classy friends snorting a kilo of cocaine off of a friend's chest, "private" home phone numbers of various celebs (I'm sure they're still valid!)--and so much more.

If you'd like to pay the fee and damn your soul to hell for all eternity, be my guest! Of course, it's very likely that P-hole herself is behind this whole thing and you will be putting your hard-earned money into her pink be-Swarovski-crystalled wallet, but what else is new?

Or you can just be like me and read the master list and snicker...

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