Monday, January 15, 2007

Liveblogging The Golden Globes!

9:22 pm: Dustin Hoffman presenting "Little Miss Sunshine"...sort of reading cuecards like a robot..."Ishtar 2" joke...

Steven Spielberg presenting Best Director...which goes to Martin Scorsese...standing o!...he's extremely wee...hard to see him in the crowd...Miss Golden Globe still standing there, poor thing...Marty doesn't thank his wife...

Reese Witherspoon...looking sprightly! cute in yelloe!..presenting Best Actor in a comedy or musical movie...ugh! they didn't even show Chiwetel Eijifor, boo, hiss! He is a living god!...and it goes to Sasha Baron Cohen!...he's a giant next to Reese...odd to hear him in posh Brit non-Kazakh accent...and we have the first anus and testicles joke of the evening! huzzah!..."wrinkled golden globes"....hee hee! haa haa!...Forrest Whitaker is cracking up! Marky Mark is in stitches!...they're cutting him off! boo, hiss!

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