Monday, January 15, 2007

Liveblogging The Golden Globes!

Still not fully recovered from sight of Tom Hanks' hideously distended visage because I am vaguely intrigued by ad for Hugh Grant/Drew Barrymore romantic comedy...BREAKING NEWS! Ice Storm 2007 closing local schools! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!....gratuitious use of VIPIR radar, whatever that is...back to the real news--Golden Globes!

Charlie Sheen...floppy hair in the extreme---you're not as young as you used to be, dude! ...introducing his brother's "Bobby"...making Emilio stand up...

Steve Carrell...new category "Best Animated Film"...YAWN...cars, penguins, monster house, PIXAR PIXAR PIXAR...."Cars" wins...no one cares...director excited about new category...YAWN...no one listening to him...Sheryl Crow looks pretty, I never thought I'd say that...OMG TERRENCE HOWARD! AAAAAAAH! lovelovelove him!

OMG It's Joaquin Phoenix presenting! JOAQUIIIIIIIIN!...shot of Annette Bening drinking champers, looking tres nutty nutballish...Meryl Streep wins Best Actress in a musical or comedy movie... for "Devil Wears Prada"...oooh Renee Zellweger looks bummed, although it's hard to tell with her lack of eyeballs...poor Miss Golden Globe is still standing there...Meryl says hello to her, of course she knows Jack's kid...Meryl makes "snakes in LA" joke...MERYL STREEP JUST SAID THE WORD BEYONCE...she is being very funny...cute with her glasses...dear god Sharon Stone is INSANE, she should be carried away in straight jacket (sooo awesome!)...Reese Witherspoon looks very pretty--it's the best revenge! ha ha on you cheater husband!...oooh, Meryl's getting semi-political about why we can't see indie movies....

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