Monday, January 15, 2007

Liveblogging The Golden Globes!

Friend of Felt Up Terri R. thinks Beyonce looks like a stripper...

7:11 pm
Eva Longoria and Adrien Grenier presenting useless, pointless Miss Golden Globe...who is the daughter of Jack Nicholson--her name is Lorraine Nicholson, she's standing there doing nothing...now time for Best Actor in a tv show/mini-series...Jeremy Irons old, bearded, debauched, hott...some dude from "Weeds"..be-hair-plugged Jeremy Piven with mom...and the winner is Jermy Irons! for something classy!... handshake with Piven (English classiness!)...kiss on cheek to Miss Golden Globe...shot of Jack (I'm already tired of The Jack Shot)...Jeremy is too dry for this crowd..."This is a nightmare..can't remember anyone's names"..."Ahmed/I'm Ed" joke falls flat...shot of Brangelina fake smiling...shot of Helen Mirren (first of many, I'm sure)...

Tina Fey and David Spade...she towers over him....is he a midget?....Best Actress in a Drama...Patricia Arquette (love her! zaftig for Hollywood--keep it up!)..Edie Falco...Evangeline Lilly...Ellen Pompeo...Kyra Sedgwick...winner is Kyra! Pretty Grecian-y gown...shot of husband Kevin Bacon....shot of upset hobbit...boring speech...pretty, though...Bacon again, kissing his kid on head...creepy Nancy O'Dell who ruined "Project Runway" (boo! hiss!)...funny shot of Annette Bening looking a tiny bit crazed, hair flying everywhich way...

Naomi Watts giving preview of Best Drama movie nominee "Babel"...she effs up director's last name (he laughs)...

7:25 Renee Zellweger...squinty-eyed as ever...green dress plain but pretty color...presenting president of Hollywood Foregin Press...yawn...he can't seem to speak properly...talking about Jack, Meryl Streep, Clint Eastwood and how old they are, for some unknown reason...Will Ferrel has huge afro-y hair...crazy Sharon Stone looking pretty and extra-special CRAAAZY...

Jessica Biel and Puff Daddy(?) presenting Best Supporting Actress in tv show or miniseries...Emily Blunt surprise winner for "Gideon's Daughter" (after losing for "Devil Wears Prada")...mermaid fishtail dress is pretty....she's running all over hugging people...shout out to debauched, old British Bill Nighy (lovelovelove him!)...

Cast of "Heroes" presenting Best Actor in a drama or mini series...Hugh Laurie wins for "House" over Keifer Sutherland for "24"...making joke about freebies...dry Brit humor again...aaah! shot of PUFFY TOM HANKS! aaah!...joke about crew...Hugh is funniest so far (not hard, but still)...

Odious O'Dell with Hilary Swank who is waxing poetic about the Hollywood Foreign Press...O'Dell apparently pregnant (yuck!)....

2 comments:

pattonjr5 said...

naomi gets nervous. she overcomes a stammer on the set. she got an oscar nomination for working w/the director alejandro gonzales-inarritu.

Anonymous said...

I will never forgive Nancy O'Dell for putting Wendy Pepper in the final 3 instead of my beloved Austin Scarlett. Never!!

Terri R.