Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Ladies And Gentlemen: Renuke Zellwegerry



Someone is playing with my mind, man. The world's squintiest couple has just been created by an angry god:
NEW couple alert:Renée Zellweger is cruising on a "90210" cast member. The "Miss Potter" star went out with Luke Perry Thursday night. Seated at an intimate table at the Sunset Tower hotel's Tower Bar restaurant, they were "definitely on a date," said our L.A. spy. "They both looked super-skinny. He was looking very grungy - baggy jeans, lumberjack flannel shirt and baseball cap. She had on a white button-down shirt, glasses and striped pants. They were talking very closely and rubbing knees." (Page Six)

I'm at a loss. A total loss. White is black, left is right, up is down, Eyeless Stick Zellweger is dating a former "90210"-er in "grunge" attire.

WHAT IS GOING ON?

I'm getting scared...where am I?....everything is going white...I'm so cold....so very, very cold...I see Blue!

HE LOOKS GLORIOUS!

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