Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Hit Me Baby One More Time

Brace yourselves. Jeannette Walls at MSNBC says that Britney Spears might be pregnant again:
Oops, did she do it again?

Britney Spears’s friends believe that the baby-popping singer may be pregnant again, according to In Touch Weekly.

The friends’ concern may help to explain why Spears seems not to have lost any of her pregnancy weight and why she has been getting sick lately. In one widely circulated photo, Spears was shown throwing up peanut butter and reports said she had been drinking, but according to ITW, Spears has been skipping the booze.

“Her dancers were indulging in Malibu rum and pineapple drinks and taking shots of vodka,” a witness to a January 14 party at a Las Vegas casino told the mag. “But Britney drank bottled water.”

Spears gave birth to her second child only four months ago — but friends point out that she got pregnant for the second time only three months after having her first child.

“I’ve seen her during the last two pregnancies and she has the same look now,” a “pal who sees Britney every week” told the mag. “She’s heavier, but that’s not it. It’s the sparkle in her eye. She always gets that sparkle when she’s pregnant, like she’s relaxed and happy.”

Spears’s rep didn’t return the Scoop’s calls for comment.

OK, there a few things I'd like to point out before we get too excited. First of all, Jeannette is basing this report on a story from InTouch Weekly for God's sake. Secondly, the whole "Britney upchucked peanut butter on her new boyfriend" angle is up for debate, since a) the story I heard was that her new mans, Aaron Cohen, claimed an errant jar of gifted peanut butter was the reason he was photographed with his fingers covered in a barfy-looking substance, not that Brit actually puked peanut butter on him and b)if she did barf on her escort, she could have simply been drunk, not preggers.

But who knows? I have a whole theory that Britney gets pregnant so often because she has such a hard time losing the baby weight and keeping it off that in her tiny mind it is easier to just have another kid so she can eat whatever she wants and not get judged so harshly. If so, the big question would be: WHO IS THE DADDY?

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