Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Bringing Stalky Back

Apparently Cameron Diaz followed Justin Timberlake around the Golden Globe afterparties like a sad, clingy, "Fatal Attraction"-ish big-eyed puppy and eventually had a complete cow when she saw him flirting with Jessica Biel.

Page Six says:
CAMERON Diaz is not over Justin Timberlake just yet, and things got heated when she saw her ex chatting up Jessica Biel in L.A. after the Golden Globes. Sources say the temperamental star "blew up" at Biel after she saw Timberlake flirting with her. Diaz followed Timberlake to the In Style party at the Hilton Oasis, where "they had an awkward conversation." The "Charlie's Angels" star then trailed Timberlake to the Beverly Hilton rooftop for the Universal party, where she found him chatting up Biel - and screamed at the "Illusionist" star. "If that's how she wants to get him back, it won't work," said our insider. "She's desperate." Reps for Diaz did not return our call.

From People:
According to witnesses, Timberlake was chatting with actress Jessica Biel when Diaz approached. Biel stepped away, and the former couple had a serious exchange.

Diaz walked away, Timberlake followed, and the two were soon spotted engaged in an intense 40-minute face-off in a side room.

Diaz reemerged looking composed, but not before Timberlake held his head in his hands and, says a witness, "slammed his fist (down) into a cabinet."

Man, I loooooove the ole fist-slammed-into-a-cabinet move! Such drama! Such angst! Such sturm und drang! It's like a very special episode of The Facts Of Life!

I'm very excited by the turn this story is taking... perhaps we can look forward to Cameron holding a boom-box over her head and standing in JT's lawn a la "Say Anything"...or if we're really lucky, maybe she'll boil his pet bunny in a pot on the stove! Cameron Diaz will not be ignored!



chepo said...

I think I like Jessica Biel better than Cameron Diaz. It's not fault. You're not my father!

Nice banner!

Stephanie said...

I always thought that girl could be a bunny boiler!