Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Absinthe Makes The Heart Grow Fonder



Oooooooh, the plot doth thicken! According to People.com, Marilyn Manson has been cheating behind his wife Dita Von Teese's back with his new girlfriend--and I do mean girl-- Evan Rachel Wood, who starred in the harrowing coming-of-age-and-becoming-a-skank movie "Thirteen" and in the more recent "Running With Scissors" as the be-hotpanted naughty sister:
Rocker Marilyn Manson is romantically involved with 19-year-old actress Evan Rachel Wood, sources close to the situation tell PEOPLE.

The sources say his relationship with the "Thirteen" actress was a factor in the Dec. 29 divorce filing by Dita Von Teese, 34, Manson's wife of one year.

"Dita is heartbroken, she didn't see this coming," says a source close to the burlesque dancer and MAC cosmetics model. "His partying contributed to the split as well."

Manson, 38, and Wood have been friends for some time. According to his official Web site, Manson first met Wood when he asked her to be in his upcoming horror film, "Phantasmagoria: The Visions of Lewis Carroll."

In addition, she posed for a watercolor that he painted, and attended the opening of his new Hollywood art gallery, the Celebritarian Corporation Gallery of Fine Art, last Halloween.

"It came as kind of a shock," Wood told Rolling Stone about being asked to pose. "I was beyond flattered."

OK, so let me get this straight: Marilyn Manson is 38 years old, as creepy as they come, is in career freefall, and he has been running around on his burlesque star/fetish model bride by spending all his free time partying with Lindsay Lohan (20 years old) and playing Professor Higgins to his very own Eliza Doolittle, Evan Rachel Wood (19 years old).

HAS THE WORLD FINALLY, AT LONG LAST, GONE COMPLETELY MAD?

How does he do it? Is he slipping spanish fly into their absinthe? Does he hypnotize them with his one black eye? Is there roofie dust in his face powder? Does he zombie-fy them with voodoo--are Lindsay Lohan and Evan Rachel Wood (and Dita Von Teese and Rose McGowan) the Walking Dead? WHAT IS GOING ON?


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