Sunday, December 17, 2006

Sometimes Underpants Are Not Enough

From the "I Can't Wait Until Monday When The Go Fug Yourself Girls Get A Gander At This" File:


Dear god. Is she trying to give Fed-Ex complete custody of her kids?

I'd almost rather see her vanaynay again than this atrocity of an outfit. Almost.

Britney Spears
makes me confront strange feelings deep within my soul. Sometimes I feel her complete trashitudiness is hysterically funny and great and then other times I just feel really sorry for her; sometimes I laugh; sometimes I gag; sometimes I cry out to the heavens, "WHY?" How can one person whom I have never met make my emotions run the gamut from admmiration to revulsion? Who am I? Why am I here? What is the meaning of this existence we call life? I need answers!





TrAngela said...

someone get her a mirror and a friend of some sort. friends don't let friends leave the house like that. not unless you're "going to work."

Anonymous said...

I would still bang the living crap out of her.