Tuesday, November 07, 2006

THE END OF CAMELOT (Again)

Yes, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, Britney Spears has filed for divorce from Kevin "K-Fed" Federline! TMZ reports that the divorce papers site "irreconcilable differences" (AKA "irrevocable career damage" and "alarming trashiness") as the main cause:
In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple's two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights.

As for money, sources tell TMZ the couple, who married in Oct. 2004, has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. She's also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney's fees.

Oh, the humanity! Why, it seems like just yesterday that Britney was sashaying her new "Mended Like Beckham" hyper-liposuctioned physique on the David Letterman show...oh, wait. That was just yesterday. Huh.

I bet she thinks of these last few years of her life as a long, strange, very expensive nightmare. At least she finally came to her senses. Huzzah for Britney!

K-Fed, you are going to have to do a lot of rappin' and backup dancin' to pay child support for four children. Get thee to a vasectomy, and pronto!

The one person (besides K-Fed) who is probably less than thrilled with this development? Ms. Cameron Diaz, that's who. Watch your back, Cam! Britney didn't undergo hours of painful fatsucking just for her "career." She's going to be coming after JT next, just you wait! She's on a roll and she's got a bit of the crazy eye, so be careful. Check in the backseat of your car when you get in it, prod the bushes with a stick every now and then, and eat some carbs. You're going to need them when you're wrasslin' with Brit over your mans!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

What, with the election results and Britney divorcing K-Fed, all is right with the world for now. Though I did hear he's going to fight for custody of the kids so he can get more money out of her. The scoundrel!

Terri R.