Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Borat Ruins (Or Saves) Yet More Lives

As I predicted, the mud-slinging in the Pam Anderson/Kid Rock Dissolution of Sacred, Holy Nuptials has already begun. According to Page Six, the reason for the divorce is Mr. Anderson's reaction to his wife's role in the "Borat" movie, of course. Can (Canadian-)Americans do anything bad without it being Borat's fault?:
The final straw was a bellicose blowup Rock threw at Universal Studio chief Ron Meyer's Beverly Hills house two weeks ago.

"Ron Meyer held a screening of 'Borat' at his house for a bunch of people, including Pam and Bob," says an Anderson pal. "It was the first time Bob had seen the movie, and, well, he didn't like it."

The hugely popular film shows Sasha Baron Cohen - in character as Borat Sagdiyev - falling in love with Anderson after seeing her in a "Baywatch" rerun, then driving across America in order to propose marriage to her.

Her friend tells Page Six, "Bob started screaming at Pam, saying she had humiliated herself and telling her, 'You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut! How could you do that movie?' - in front of everyone. It was very embarrassing.

"Pam thought he could have a sense of humor about the movie. She was in on the gag from the very beginning and loved doing the movie. And on the eve of what was supposed to be a very positive thing, he made it an awful night.

"Ever since that night, it has been icicles between them," the friend relates. "Bob is just a very unhappy and angry man. Pam is very disenchanted and sad. You know, there are reasons why she never married him before. Those reasons disappeared while they were together on a boat in St. Tropez, but she knows now that they never went away. The reality is he is an insecure, angry man."

Wow. If this report from Pam's "friend" has even a teensy tiny grain of truth in it, I am certainly going to have re-evaluate my stance on Kid Rock and his niceness. And really, Kid, did you not realize how slutty your wife was before the "Borat" movie? She has the most famous fake boobs in the world! You can't blame her for being her. She's just as God and an army of plastic surgeons made her. Can you fault a sillicone-enhanced butterfly for flapping its beautiful wings? Well, maybe you can, but it's not very realistic.

I wonder what "pal" of Kid is going to come forward now with tales of blow-ups by Miss Pamela? Maybe they'll say she went nuts after seeing Mr. Rock's appearance as a "rock star" /murder suspect on "CSI: NY" and shrieked to everyone within earshot that the show revealed his true self to her at last, and it turns out he's nothing but an "unattractive trashy ersatz southern rocker from Detroit!" This could get ugly! Huzzah!

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