Wednesday, October 25, 2006

I Will Be Your Father Figure, Put Your Tiny Hand In Mine

It's a gloomy, rainy day here in central Texas, but a ray of sunshine has been beamed in to us from Page Six:
BROWN Bunny" director Vincent Gallo, 45, has a new friend - Los Angeles "It" Girl Cory Kennedy, 16.

Kennedy, who blogs about her nightlife exploits and dalliances with celebrities despite being underage, has called Gallo a "keeper" on her blog and posts pictures of them together.

Asked to comment, Gallo - who stressed there is no sexual relationship between the two - told Page Six: "With the psychotic, middle-aged Madonna out there on the loose buying up all the stolen Negro babies in Africa, I felt it my social and humanitarian duty to take in any young, beautiful and sexy orphaned Jew teens running wild in Beverly Hills. Cory's a great kid, and I'm proud to be her daddy."

Crazy ole Vincent Gallo--always good for a giggle. God bless him!

After a casual perusal of Miss Kennedy's blog, I have to say that even with the relentless name-dropping, it's pretty dull stuff. Maybe it's just that extra 21 years I've got on Cory, but I kept nodding off. Here's a random sample of her musings:
friday i went to school, and got picked up by chris glancy (aka my brother) to head over to cal arts for the d&g shoot. it was awesome. mille garmendia (stylist) danielle decker (make up) and robert wild (hair), chris glancy (photographer), behind the camera. steve was so fun to work with. everyone was. we were all dying of hunger. all we had was an empty donut box.

I think I hear crickets somewhere....

On the other hand, it seems her uncle is Bradley Baumkirchner from that reality show I used to watch (the name escapes me), so she might have some good genes in her somewhere since Bradley is a delight.

Anyway, here's a photo from her blog with her daddy:


Creeptastic!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I thought for sure that the title of this entry meant it would be about "Nip/Tuck." Though, that would be, "Put your tiny lobster-claw hand in mine."

Terri R.

ps: I heart Vincent Gallo. But you already knew that.