Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Nip/Tuck Round Up!

Last night on "Nip/Tuck" there was:

One lobster-clawed baby who was having trouble breast-feeding.

One super-hot, sensitve little person male night nurse painting a rather disturbing mural of Adam and Eve on the lobster-clawed baby's nursery walls.

One mom who felt guilty because she'd rather have the super-hot, sensitive little person male night nurse touch her breast than her lobster-clawed baby.

One near-firing of super-hot, sensitive little person male night nurse by jealous, hypocritical husband.

A scene set in a fancy, upscale lesbian bar.

A woman who wakes up to find her kidney has been stolen by an organ-theft ring.

A woman whose nipple had been torn off by her dog.

One use of "Brother Louie" by The Stories as musical exposition for inter-racial attraction, with emphasis on the lyric:
"She was black as the night
Louie was whiter than white
Danger, danger when you taste brown sugar
Louie fell in love overnight."

A prostitute smacked in the face with a heavy paperweight by her Madam, Miss Jaqueline Bisset.

An evil blackmail plot by Madam Bisset against a former prostitute.

The former star of "Little House on the Prairie" seducing her dog with peanut butter.

A dog killed in a jealous rage by an Iraq War veteran.

One married doctor contemplating a continued affair with a not-very-cute former night-nurse candidate and potential stalker while under the influence of psychosis-inducing hash brownies.

One use of Animotion's "Obsession" as musical foreboding of potential stalking by not-very-cute former night-nurse candidate, with emphasis on the lyric:
"You're my obsession,
You're my obsession,
Who do you want me to be,
To make you sleep with me?"

A line that required Larry Hagman to reference his own balls.

Another, separate blackmail, this one of the sexual variety.

A super-hot inter-racial adulterous sex scene on a desk.

A preview indicating that yet another, separate blackmail plot will unfold, also involving Madam Jaqueline Bisset.

Several thousand huzzahs from Felt Up for the greatest TV show ever!

2 comments:

TrAngela said...

Please don't forget about the cupcakes!!!

Anonymous said...

Best Show Ever!!!

Terri R.