Tuesday, September 12, 2006

The Holy, Sacred Miracle of a Scheduled C-Section!

Yee-haw, ya'll! Break out the moonshine and commence to celebratin', 'cause Britney Spears and K-Fed have brought another accident-prone hillbilly young'un into the world! According to their official representives at the National Enquirer:
Pop princess Britney Spears gave birth to a 6 pound, 11 ounce baby boy just before 2 a.m., September 12th at a Los Angeles hospital, insiders told The ENQUIRER in an exclusive.

"Kevin took Britney to the hospital in the evening hours of Sept. 11 to prepare for the Cesarean birth," an insider said. Only her mother Lynn, and her sister Jamie Lynn were present at the birth. None of Kevin's family was there.

Right after the baby was born, Kevin got the word out to his family and close friends.

Britney wanted to have her second child on September 14, the first birthday of Sean Preston but Kevin put his foot down, the source said. He didn't want the kids to have the same birthday.

No word yet on whether Ms. Spears decided to go for a "Mend It Like Beckham"-style birth, but she better do something to get that baby weight off and quick-like, 'cause she's got four mouths to feed now, and that's not even counting Mom, Dad, Sis, and all them Spears cousins. Hop to it, lady! And try not to get knocked up again before the week is out...

Any baby name suggestions for Brit? Leave 'em in the comments box. Here's some to get you started: Jerkevesty, Britnin, Lee Harvey, Kevit, or perhaps Cletus, Jr.



Baby Federline's first picture!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

good lord I hope that is the end of that for her.my friend said they have already created her comeback and she will be back on top within a year. we shall she...god, doesnt she get sick of being her? Yecch! ps boo jeff tonight. im going to miss kayne. whah!!

Anonymous said...

good lord I hope that is the end of that for her.my friend said they have already created her comeback and she will be back on top within a year. we shall she...god, doesnt she get sick of being her? Yecch! ps boo jeff tonight. im going to miss kayne. whah!! xx erica