Monday, July 24, 2006

Dunst Cap

Having a bad day? Feeling less than cute? Well, at least you weren't insulted by Kirsten Dunst for no good reason. From the NY Daily News:
KIRSTEN DUNST seemed to be in a mood at L.A.'s Hyde the other night. As Mary-Kate Olsen and Paris Hilton chilled nearby, the "Spider-Man" actress turned to a woman who was minding her own business and, according to an ear-witness, meowed, "Your face looks really puffy."

Wow. Such beyotchitude I would normally expect from luminaries like Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan. The Dunst is supposed to be a part of more "enlightened" and "less skanky" Hollywood, but apparently that's all just a crock of crack. Hmmm....Thank God sweet lil' Jake Gyllenhaal got away from Miss Thing, that's all I have to say.

I am pleased, however, to announce that after much research--not to mention bribery--Felt Up was able to produce a photograph of the above encounter. It's a little dark inside Hyde, but if you squint you can tell that Dunst is the one on the right, and innocent Miss Puffy Face is on the left:

Hooray for Hollywoood!

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