Thursday, June 08, 2006

You're Nothing, Baby. Nothing!

Page Six has added a few more layers of nuance to The Great Bungalow 8 Bathroom Battle of 2006 today, cunningly headlined:

"TAKE TWO ON TOILET TANGLE"

MORE details are trickling in about the faceoff between "Entourage" star Jeremy Piven and actor Stephen Dorff we told you about yesterday.

Another somewhat sober spy - who was standing right behind Piven at Bungalow 8 when Dorff tried to cut to the front of the bathroom line - tells us how he remembers it went down: "Jeremy throws his arm out to stop him and says, 'No, no, no. You are going to wait in line like the rest of us, you privileged, spoon-fed son of a bitch.'

Then Piven turns to the long line of people who are all watching and asks, 'Anyone wanna see this guy cut the line?' People shake their heads no. Dorff starts making threats and gets in Piven's face. Piven doesn't move an inch - in fact he laughs and taunts him with a chuckle and says, 'What are you gonna do? You're nothing, baby! Nothing!"

Dorff was fuming and his face was turning red. Dorff started to say something about 'having class' and how Piven just made a huge mistake because he has some very powerful friends.

Dorff leaves him with this gem: 'You are done, see you in line for my next movie.' "

Ahh, it's good to see that the art of verbal jousting with rapier wit and clever bon mots is not dead in America.

I have to say, point Piven. At least he waited in line with the plebes.

Dorff, you sir, are a delight! A washed-up, never-was pathetic delight! Quelle ridicule!

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