Monday, June 05, 2006

Time Again For:

From the NY Post's Page Six, natch, comes this action-packed series of blind items. Wheeeeee! They're "just asking":

WHICH super-skinny celeb says she wants to gain weight but can't? Seems that when she was not so thin, she had her stomach stapled and is stuck with her skeletal look...

WHICH Hollywood starlet, who's earned a rep for sleeping with almost anyone, is now into threesomes? She likes to get it on with two guys at once in club bathrooms...

WHICH young, divorced celebrity left her man because she thought she had found true love with someone else? Sadly, the guy she had an affair with freaked out when she left her husband for him and hasn't called her since...

WHICH actress is so desperate for male attention, she's been known to turn into a "psycho-stalker?'' After her last one-night stand, her conquest, whom many assumed to be gay, said he couldn't get rid of her.

Honestly, these could be anyone--maybe even one person. One stomach-stapled, slutty, threesome-loving, divorced psycho-stalker person. They're a dime a dozen in Hollywood!

Still, I would love to find out that the celeb whose name rhymes with Sickole Bitchy is not merely a party-hardying cokehead anorexic, but also suffering from unnecessary gastric-bypass can dream, can't one?

Got any ideas on the other items? Funny rhyme-y rhymes? Leave 'em in the comments box, along with a box of stomach staples.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"Psycho Stalker" has GOT to be Merry Thatcher, and the one night stand assumed to be gay is most likely Flyin' Fleacrest. Just my thoughts.

Tiny Rabbit