The Mark of The Beast

So, should we assign any particular significance to the fact that it was announced today that Brangelina's baby photos were sold to People Magazine for $4.1 million dollars? Today, 06-06-06?

Since the money goes to charity, probably not, but I like to think that the "Sexiest Baby Alive" just might just be the harbinger of the Apocalypse.

Although I suppose it is much, much more likely to be little Suri Cruise than anyone else. As a well-known Biblical scholar, all I can safely say for certain is that the Holy Scriptures make it clear that the Anti-Christ will be a girl born of two celebrities, shall be sought after by paparazzi, and will develop an eating disorder before entering the Promises rehab facility in Malibu, marrying and divorcing a lesser celebrity, and eventually starring on a reality show called "That's Armageddon!" that hastens the Fall of Man and the destruction of the world as we know it.



It's all there in The Book of Paris...