Tuesday, June 06, 2006

The Mark of The Beast

So, should we assign any particular significance to the fact that it was announced today that Brangelina's baby photos were sold to People Magazine for $4.1 million dollars? Today, 06-06-06?

Since the money goes to charity, probably not, but I like to think that the "Sexiest Baby Alive" just might just be the harbinger of the Apocalypse.

Although I suppose it is much, much more likely to be little Suri Cruise than anyone else. As a well-known Biblical scholar, all I can safely say for certain is that the Holy Scriptures make it clear that the Anti-Christ will be a girl born of two celebrities, shall be sought after by paparazzi, and will develop an eating disorder before entering the Promises rehab facility in Malibu, marrying and divorcing a lesser celebrity, and eventually starring on a reality show called "That's Armageddon!" that hastens the Fall of Man and the destruction of the world as we know it.

It's all there in The Book of Paris...

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