Thursday, June 01, 2006

Let's Play God!

Today we learned that Anna-Nicole Smith and Sofia Coppola have confirmed that they are both definitely knocked up--sorry, I meant to say that they were gloriously blessed with the holy, sacred miracle of life. So, naturally, I thought a poll might be in order.

Given the lifestyles of Anna-Nicole (pills, booze, extended legal case, possible insanity, Howard K. Stern) and Sofia Coppola (constantly upping the hipster quotient to the detriment of the entire universe, possible anorexia, bad posture, Nicolas Cage), I ask:

Which child will have more fun over the course of their lifetime?
Anna-Nicole's TrimSpa Baby!
Sofia Coppola's Virgin Suicide.
Neither one will be able to enjoy anything, ever.
Who cares? Both will have a better life than Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt!
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