Wednesday, May 31, 2006

It's Crumbelievable!

US Weekly has a photospread of a certain pseudo-celeb sporting a fresh-faced new look...Can you guess who he is?



Is it:

a) the winner of "The Apprentice"?

b) The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency's latest male model discovery, Hansel Cujo?

c) the new president of The Christian Coalition?

d) the actor cast as Potsie's son on "The NEW Happy Days"?

e) poor, pregnant Britney Spears' crumby hubby Kevin "K-Fed" Federline?

If you guessed, e) congratulations! You are addicted to trashy gossip magazines to the detriment of your everlasting soul, just like me.

Kudos!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

This dude is totally grody, be he scuzzed out or dressed up. Bleh!

Terri R.

Anonymous said...

all i can say is PO-PO-WOW!!!- erical

porkmuffin said...

wow. the pointed fingers. finger pointing. fuck.

Lucinda said...

this aptly illustrates the phrase "polishing a turd".