Tuesday, April 18, 2006

TomKitten "Born"!

Yes, the happy, silent day has finally dawned, and podperson Katie Holmes has officially removed her fake baby padding forever. According to the Associated Press:
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, the high-profile pair dubbed "TomKat" by the media, had a baby girl Tuesday, said Cruise spokesman Arnold Robinson.

The baby, named Suri, weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces and measured 20 inches long, he said.

Sadly, Tom was apparently disuaded from naming his fake baby "L. Ronna" or "Hubbardette." I looked up the name "Suri" to see if it has any hiddden evil Scientologist meaning, but so far it looks like it has something to do with alpaca sheep. Speaking of sheep, no word yet on whether or not Katie, AKA the turkey baster receiver, was able to get painkillers during her "labor," if in fact it ever took place...

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