Tuesday, April 11, 2006

A Rose By Any Other Name Would Still Stink

Page Six has an item today speculating that our own resident Austin auteur/procreator Robert Rodriguez is already dating--and the lucky lady is none other than underpants-impaired skanktress Rose McGowan!
"SIN City" director Robert Rodriguez has a notable new squeeze.

Just days after filing for divorce from his wife of 16 years, Elizabeth Avellan, we hear the talented helmer is dating actress Rose McGowan.

If things get serious, McGowan could have a lot on her hands - Rodriguez has five kids with Avellan.

A friend tells us: "Robert spends all of his time on his ranch in Austin. His kids are home-schooled, and he even shoots movies there and edits them on the property. He doesn't like to leave much."

Rodriguez's rep said, "Rose is working with Robert on a yet-to-be-announced project. They have a professional relationship."

Heh. I like that part about "his ranch in Austin." It makes it sound like Austin is in the high plains, with tumbleweeds rolling through the OK Corral. We don't take kindly to that kinda talk around these here parts, Mister. We don't take kindly a'tall...

Greetings from dowtown Austin!

Anyhoo, Friend of Felt Up Terri R. speculated in a recent comment that Rodriguez is obsessed with Salma Hayek, since he painted a stalkerish portrait of the tastefully boobalicious Latina for a San Antonio art exhibit. Either way, if I was Elizabeth Avellan, mother of his cinco ninos, I would be extremely pissed. It is just so cliched for a director to dump his wife and creative partner of many years for the young, hot actress. Boo! Hiss!

Of course, Page Six could be wrong. Let's hope so. Can anyone really see Rose as a stepmom?

And Lordy! If that lil' lady is going to stick around these parts 'til the cattle drive, she better get herself some britches!


Anonymous said...

Didn't Rose M. go out with Marilyn Manson? Or am I making that up? If it's true, than R. Rodriguez is doing it (algebraically speaking) with Marilyn Manson! Ewww!

Terri R.

Greg said...

Yes, Rose did go out with Marilyn.