Monday, April 17, 2006

Love Is Blind, Like This Item

Yes, it's time again for you dear readers to take a stab at guessing the identity of a gossip column "blind item." This one comes from Page Six, of course:
WHICH hard-partying Hollywood stud may have already jumped off the wagon after a recent stint in booze rehab? He knocked back a few too many at a recent movie after-party, and worried publicists had to quietly escort him out

Hmmmm. Well, this]really could be anyone--are there any non-Mormon stars who don't party hardy in Hollywood?--but I'm going to go out on a very tiny limb and say that the actor's name probably rhymes with Fallin' Barrel. But what do I know? I'm just a humble blogger. Anyone out there got any better ideas? Funnier rhyming names? Leave 'em in the comments box, si vous plais. Merci!

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