Monday, April 03, 2006

Lindsay Lohan Turns The Other Cheek

Lindsay Lohan's reign of terror continues unabated, and sadly, this time she chose to terrorize the littlest and weakest of us huddled masses: According to I Don't Like You In That Way, La Hohan thought it would be best to not wear underpants as she pranced down the runway-like stage at the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awarards over the weekend:
When she ran up to accept her award she had yet another "wardrobe malfunction," or as I like to call it, "she's either really stupid, or she does this crap on purpose, or both." All of the 8 year olds standing beneath her will likely nominate her for "Favorite Freckled Ass Crack" for next year's awards show. I didn't watch the show, but I assume her acceptance speech went something like, "Thanks, you little bitches! I'd throw my underwear at you, but I'm not wearing any!! LOL at me! Peace out!"

It's always the children who suffer the most, isn't it? Here's a picture that says a thousand words. A thousand tacky, tacky words:



Check out the perfect "O" of horror on the mouth of that girl right under Hoahan's right cheek...

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