Friday, March 31, 2006

If You Prick Her, Doth She Not Bleed Fabulosity?

I'm shocked--shocked!--to report that The Couple Most Likely To Induce Feelings Of Nausea Mixed With A Tiny Twinge of Revulsion, Kimora Lee and Russell Simmons, have split up. No, no, stop your crying, dear reader. There, there. Dry your tears. I know it's difficulut to fathom...she's so incredibly fabulous and he's so fabulously rich--how on earth could this happen? If they can't make it in this crazy, topsy-turvy world, who can? Who, may I ask, can?

According to People Magazine:
Russell issued his own statement Friday afternoon, saying: "Kimora and I will remain committed parents and caring friends with great love and admiration for each other. We will also continue to work side by side on a daily basis as partners in all of our businesses."

The statement also says the couple have been separated "for some time," but have continued living under the same roof.

Hmmm...Kimora famously once told Vanity Fair that the higher-priced end of her Baby Phat clothing line is "aspirational," that it is a lifestyle of fabulosity for us hoi polloi to dream of emulating. She also said that she herself represents "luxury." I wonder if divorce is aspirational, too, eh, Kimora? And what about the children? Will you still be able to style your photo shoots and runway show with them? Is there a "Children-As-Human-Accessories" clause in your pre-nup? You better find out, pronto...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I've been told on high authority (person who partied with them on a boat) that Russell was gay and she was his beard. Em..I'll buy it.