Thursday, March 02, 2006

Duck Blind


I know. I know, I know, I know. "Duck blind?" Terrible, yes. YES, I KNOW. I'm grasping at blind-item-pun straws, ladies and gentlemen! Straws, I say! The long, slow, painful demise of my iBook G3 has turned my brain to mush...

Anyhoo, today's blind item comes from the WOW Report, which asks:
What iconic actress from a showbiz family is so addicted to OxyContin that her longtime boyfriend has called it quits but she's OxyContinuing her habit anyway with fellow user, the editor-in-chief of a certain men's magazine?

Hmmm...when I hear the words "iconic actress," "showbiz family," and "OxyContin," I immediately think of the entertainer whose name rhymes with "Size-a Spinelli." (Yes, that's Size-a with a Z.) However, I haven't actually heard that she has had a longtime boyfriend since she divorced her hideous monster ex-husband, and I can't imagine any editor-in-chief of any magazine whatsoever as her new male companion, unless that editor-in-chief was Alan Cumming of the soon-to-be-launched Cumming: The Magazine, so I'm open to suggestions from my beloved readers. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Bueller?

Leave funny rhyming names, known painkiller addicts, and out-the-ass guesses in the comments box, if you please.

3 comments:

bill henry said...

Hairy Lint? Bob Goo Goo Kajoo-ione?

(good lord... what am I doing home on a friday night!)

Anonymous said...

Spew Harryfore?

impychimp said...

Duck blind? I dont' geddit.