Monday, February 13, 2006

Long Shots!

Sorry, kiddos, it's an extremely slow day for non-news. The only remotely interesting story today was an item in Page Six about Janet Jackson being forced by her record label to drop 20 pounds or they won't release her new cd. Poor thing! I have long known that she likes to hide herself away while she fattens up between records, but now the (fat) cat is out of the bag, I guess.

Anyway, who cares? DICK CHENEY SHOT SOMEONE IN THE FACE!

AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

And the victim was from my hometown of Austin!

It's like a joke from "The Daily Show" come to life. Yippee! I mean, I'm sorry the multimillionaire Republican bigwig lawyer got shot because he didn't follow hunting protocol and "announce" when he came upon the group of hunters--can you imagine not being extra-super-duper careful around an armed Dick Cheney?--but still. It is just too, too delightful for words.

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