Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Did Marlon Get A Piece of the Rock?

Friends of Felt Up Terri R. and Rebekah M. sent in feverish e-mails about a scintillating report on The Supericial:
A new biography of Marlon Brando reportedly features a photograph of the star engaging in oral sex with another man. The book, Brando Unzipped, says "From Rock Hudson to Vivien Leigh, from Bette Davis to Cary Grant, Brando slept around, even managing to seduce two of America's First Ladies." Publishing group Blood Moon insist the image of Brando and a male lover is treated "tastefully". A spokesperson said, "We ran it at a tasteful two inches by one and three-quarter inches on page 404."

Here's the link to the photo in question, which is beyond NSFW, unless you work at a gay video store. If it is Marlon, then it looks like the photo was taken before he had his nose broken, which I remember from my fifth grade book report on Bud: A Biography of Marlon Brando. We had to make a boardgame about our favorite book, so I made one called Marlonopoly, which I still have and like to take out and admire every once in a while, as is my wont. Anyhoo, I wish I could remember how old he was when it happened, but I'm pretty sure it was after he moved to New York.

I only wish the other person's identity was also revealed. It appears to be somebody African-American, although that could just be the lighting. I guess that rules out Rock Hudson. I would totally plotz if it turned out to be Harry Belafonte or somebody. Yowza!

Here's a good view of the nose after being broken, and it's from "On the Waterfront," Terri R.'s fave:


Anonymous said...


Terri R.

impychimp said...

JEEZUS!! I was not ready for a pic of Mapplethorpe proportions or one that looks like an ad for "Got Dick?"!!

I was expecting some surrpetitiously snapped, snowy image that maybe, kinda sorta looked like Brando maybe sorta doing something like oral sex.

Yet, being the hot-blooded gal that I am, I find it rather hot. Excuse me, for a moment...

chepo said...

Damnit I can't get that pic! Crummy Safari.

When I saw the MARLONOPOLY on our first date, I knew you were the girl for me.

porkmuffin said...

i cant see the pic! despair!

Anonymous said...

that pic will "blow" your mind...yeesh. erica