Thursday, January 26, 2006

Caption Contest!

Thanks to the WOW Report for directing Felt Up's attention to this photo of Madonna at a recent fashion show in Paris:



Call me mean, but I think this picture of what the Mirror called a "ropey"-looking Madge makes for an excellent caption contest! Leave snarktastic remarks in the comments box, as per usual. Good luck!

9 comments:

porkmuffin said...

It's mine! Me needs-es the precious! Me wants it! PRECIOUS!

Lucinda said...

"In keeping with her Kabbalah teachings and her penchant for re-inventing herself, Esther takes a new Hebrew name: Methuselah."

I really wanted to make a Nosferatu comment, but "age" and "Kabbalah" trumps "vampire" in my book.

Anonymous said...

Nibbles, Chew through my ball sack!

Tamzilla said...

Madonna, still trying to make people forget that she started her career Catholic and American, pairs her faux accent with new, more "English" face complete with bad teeth.

Anonymous said...

maddona IS nicole richies momma!
or bono's fugly sistah...erica

impychimp said...

I had been hoping they'd cast ME as Nanny McPhee!

Alfie Romero said...

Shane McGowen leaves John Hopkins after a succesful surgery.

Anonymous said...

Viktor Yushchenko looks better of late despite tired shades and Sebastian Bach 'do.

--A. Winslow

bill henry said...

Tom Petty finally gets hair plugs.