Sunday, December 25, 2005

The Winnah(s)--It's A Three-Way!

No, not a three-way between Santa and his 'hos (although I'm sure that did, indeed, go down--as it were), but the captions were especially spectacular this time around. One entry was even in the form of a poem! It's a Christmukkah miracle!

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(via a socialite's life)

Twas the night before Christmas and through the doors of the party,
walked Paris and Nicky, just ten minutes tardy.
"Oh Santa, take a picture please!"
"Oh no," thought Santa,"I don't want to be seen with that sleaze."
Someone grabbed a camera and yelled, "Say cheese!"
And now Santa has a venereal disease. (anonymous)

Santa couldnt fit these two bags in his sled (erica)

Due to a fatal spelling error, the Hilton sisters signed away their souls to
Santa rather than Satan for another 27 minutes of fame. (porkmuffin)


Happy nondenominational holiday of your choice, Felt Up army. God bless us, every one!

1 comment:

Lang Squal said...

Since this contest has already closed anyway, I'll weigh in with a few..

1] the demise of civilization (seen here)

2] three fictional characters

3] two disgusting rat-bag psycho whores pose with Santa Clause