Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Caption Contest!

Winner(s) of last contest in previous post.

Today's challenge is to come up with something that captures the stupidity of Paris "P-Hole" Hilton cavorting with her new pet...monkey? Gremlin? Younger sibling? Whatever it is, I'm pretty sure, to paraphrase Walter Sobchak from "The Big Lebowski," that having an amphibious rodent inside city limits...without a permit...well, that ain't legal, either.

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Put your captions in the comments box, as is your wont. Good luck!

8 comments:

porkmuffin said...

i'm pretty sure that's a kinkajou. do i really even need to go there?

impychimp said...

Paris Hilton awaits a sampling of the latest in glandular parfum.

Anonymous said...

This pic was snapped two seconds before she sodomized the monkey and then taught it to smoke a cig.

Lucinda said...

You missed it. The monkey just shrieked, "What!? We came from a common ancestor?! I'm so outta here!" Yes folks, the biggest argument against evolution caught on film.

Shannon in Houston said...

Coming up next on Animal Cops - Agents arrest Paris Hilton for engaging in lewd acts with a defenseless kinkajou.

Bill Henry said...

Monkey: "I don't know, either... it started as a pimple on my ass."

porkmuffin said...

Mistaking the kinkajou for a "kinky Jew" with whom she planned to to re-ablaze her amateur porn career, Paris Hilton shocked the PETA crowd by fondling the helpless animal.

Vermont Neighbor said...

"Yes! I'm tired of losing cell phones," Paris explained as she introduced her new cell phone monkey/ assistant at Motorola's VIP bash.