Tentative Program Title: "Sexy Sadie Says Salaam!"

Well, it just goes to show that you never can tell what a celeb is going to do next, especially a dipsomaniac, sometimes sapphic, craaaaaazy underpants designer from jolly olde England. From today's "real news" headlines:


"Frost to Join Al-Jazeera's English Channel"

Who knew Sadie Frost was into journalism? Kudos, Sadie! It's high time you got your mind off the problems of gal pal Kate Moss and ex-hubbie Jude Law and focused your keen intellect on the turbulent Middle East!



Note to Sadie: You might want to re-think the outfit. Something with sleeves would probably work better in your new market. And you should probably lose the booze as well--but, hey, what do I know? Que sera sera, right?

PS
I keed, I keed! I know it's really David Frost. Sadly, though, when I read the headline, it was Sadie's name who came to mind first. I think I'm reading too much Star, man. Seriously!