Friday, October 14, 2005

Do You Really Want to Hurt Him? Why, Yes, Actually, They Do

Poor ole Boy George. First he gets arrested for cocaine possession after he called the police to report a robbery at his NYC apartment, then his post-arrest-aging-Uncle-Fester picture is splashed all over the tabloids and the internets, and now Page Six has a gleeful lead story about the robber being a male prostitute:
Boy George hired a male hustler who tried to rob him the morning the cross-dressing Culture Club singer was busted for cocaine possession, PAGE SIX has learned.

George called 911 last Friday morning to report that his Centre Street apartment had been burglarized — but he was arrested when cops found a mound of what appeared to be Bolivian marching powder piled near his computer.

A source said that George called 911 after the hustler he'd ordered up demanded that he hand over all of the money in the house.

"George said no and that he was going to call the police," says our source. "The prostitute said, 'Go ahead and you'll go to jail.' So George freaked out because he was high, called the police, the prostitute left, and George got arrested."

A police source said George did not mention the hustler when he was arrested. His lawyer, Lou Freeman, could not be reached for comment yesterday. But he told The Post last week that the cocaine was not George's, adding, "Tons of people come in and out of his home."

The only person in the apartment besides George when officers arrived was his friend Kyoko Nagami, a Japanese model and drag queen groupie. According to police sources, Nagami flipped on her friend, telling cops there was "a lot more" coke in the bedroom.

George, who a police source said "appeared high" when he was busted, was charged with criminal possession of a controlled substance and filing a false police report. He was released last Saturday after appearing in Manhattan Criminal Court, and was told to return for a Dec. 19 hearing. He has since flown back to London, where he has a home.

"Don't ask me any questions because you are not going to get any answers at all," George told reporters who pounced on him at Heathrow Airport. "It's nice to see you, though."

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Well, I can't say any of this is all that shocking, except for the fact that Boy can still generate so much press. Oh, golly gee whillickers, everybody! Boy George hires male hookers to service his needs! And he still does drugs. Yes, drugs, I say!

Yawn. Tell me something I don't already know. Like for instance, when did Boy become such a Misfits fan? And who is this "Japanese model and drag queen groupie" named Kyoko Nagami, and why is she a big ratfink snitch?

While the Misfits question may never be fully answerd, at least we can glean some info about the mysterious model from another section of the NY Post, where there's a little piece on Kyoko:
Wispy Kyoko Nagami, who often wears an oversized wig of blond tresses and fishnet stockings, was at Boy George's Centre Street apartment when cops busted the androgynous pop star and charged him with possessing cocaine.

Residents recalled Nagami and Boy George as "inseparable" — that is until his arrest Friday.

No one has seen her since and neighbors at her 122 Ludlow St. apartment building said she has been gone for more than a month.

Nagami most recently appeared at a Boy George DJ event at Marquee, a swank Chelsea club.

The stick-thin model is also chummy with celebrity transsexual Amanda Lepore. They have headlined together at several glam rock events, including Charm School University at Marquee with Boy George.

The Charm School party was subtitled: "How to Make Love to a Fruit Like You."

Nagami also modeled Boy George's B-Rude line of clothes during Fashion Week and modeled at a separate event for Heatherettes designs at Fifth Avenue's Henri Bendel...

Boy George was arrested after he allegedly made a 911 call to cops, claiming that there had been an attempted burglary at his apartment.

When cops arrived, Nagami was in the apartment. The responding officers spotted cocaine next to a computer and arrested George.

A fitness instructor at an exclusive gym in Boy George's building recalled how Nagami tried to join, "but she was smoking when she asked about it."

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The Inscrutable Charm of The Wispy Stick-Thin Drag Queen Groupie Kyoko...

Sadly, the Post did not explain Kyoko's tendency to act like Benedict Arnold whenever the fuzz show up with a search warrant. We may never know the whole story, I'm afraid...however, isn't it awesome that she asked about joining a gym while smoking a cigarette? And her close association with Amanda Lepore and a "glam rock event" called "How To Make Love To A Fruit Like You" goes a long way towards redeeming her in the eyes of God and Felt Up, I must say. Despite your tendency to tattle-tale to the pigs, I still might tumble for ya, Ms. Nagami!


Lang blahblahblah said...

I think i know what the Boy George / Misfits tshirt thing is about. I suggest that he has never even heard the misfits, doens't know they're a band, nothing. I think he thinks he himself is a misfit, thinks the death-skull looks cool, and adopted his own meaning to the shirt. and yeah he does look kinda cool in it, but please aomebody PLEASE tell the gossip rags that Boy George is no longer "androgenous." Thanks.

Now Jen, I must scold you. You wrote " the eyes of God and Felt Up." YOU PUT FELT UP FIRST YOUNG LADY, and "god" second!

stuffarella said...

Boy George's comments to the press were spot on and elegant as always! Cheers, dear!