Monday, October 17, 2005

Caption Contest!

Winner(s) of last contest in previous post.

Your newest challenge is this photo of The Food Network's Rachel Ray:

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Leave captions in the comments box. And remember: If you don't have something nice to say, send it to me!

9 comments:

Deron Bauman said...

What's-His-Name, from American Pie, doesn't know which pie to set his sights on.

femme feral said...

this isn't a caption, but a question: is that photoshopped?

Tim said...

No, that's from FHM Magazine. I have to admit I have a crush on her though I don't watch the show. Something about pies and the girl next door look...

These people don't have such a crush.

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erica113 said...

e v oh no!!!! (not a play on my name by the by) and girl i watch her show while im waiting for the simpsons to come on and i have yet get a new cooking idea to please my dennis. oh this week we are making pasta and meat balls with salad w/ a evoo and vinegar dressing. oh my god, i would have never thunk it. duhhh...i wish she could show me how to open a box of hamburger helper...it just goes to show you that the wrong folks are on tv and you and i waste away without any paparatso getting shots of us in our latte stained d&g moo moos. sigh....

femme feral said...

Again, this isn't a caption but another question: if it's from FHM, isn't it likely to be photoshopped? Are there actually any non-photoshopped bodies in any of those magazines these days?

And here are some captions:

"$40 a day OR $40 an hour?"

or "what's next -- alton brown in assless chaps?"

"hey rachel, paris hilton wants her simple life costume back."

or "hey rachel, tony roma want his table cloth back."

myhusbandlovesrachealraymorethanme said...

"Well folks, this picture of Racheal Ray with Barbie's legs concludes our seminar on airbrushing and photoshopping. Be sure to attend next week when we put Star Jones' head on Halle Barry's body."

Lang Squal said...

[photo submitted as Rachel's failed audition for Daisy Duke in the film version of The Dukes of Hazard. Note: The pie is actually possum.]

erica113 said...

hey jen! i just got word that they will be showing RR's visit to the south threadgills this past summer(forgot all about it) food network 8:30 friday night. she's so close i can almost smell the crispy bits!! yeesh..