Thursday, September 15, 2005

Say Goodbye to RenKen Zellsney

Yes, it's not shocking but it's true: Blind stick insect Renee Zellweger and bald kountry krooner Kenny Chesney have broken up and gone so far as to have their marriage annulled, according to People Online:
Four months after their beachside wedding, Renée Zellweger and country singer Kenny Chesney are having their marriage annulled, PEOPLE has learned.

The couple were married May 9 in a sunset ceremony on St. John in the Virgin Islands before 35 close family and friends. It was the first marriage for both.

No further details about the couple's split were available.

Dammit, I was trying to get a campaign together to insist on calling the happy couple either "RenKen" or "Zellsney," but now it is simply too late. As Kathy Griffin says, damn you, Zellweger! Damn you to hell!

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I had the Felt Up body language expert examine this photograph, and it is her professional opinion that Zellweger's posture says "I am a desperate freakazoid on the rebound from Jack White. By the way, who is this hick guy with the hat? I can't see! Somebody help me! I'm thin."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I heard on the radio that Renee listed the reason for divorce as "Fraud" because Kenny is gay gay GAY!!!!

Terri R.