In my never-ending quest to steal ideas from other, better blogs, I'm going to start a new feature on Felt Up that I have quite cunningly called "Caption Contest."
Like The Wow Report's "Snap Cap" or Perez Hilton's "Caption Me," the goal is for you, dear, sweet, valued reader, to come up with the wittiest, most wonderfulest caption ever created in The History of Man for whatever wacky photograph your humble blogette can cough up.
Leave your caption in the comments box, and when I'm good and ready I'll pick the best one. The winner gets worldwide fame and glory for all eternity!
So here's the first one: