Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Anarchy in the U.K.! (NSFW)

Now that the lid has been ripped off her coke vial, all kinds of crazy rumors about Kate Moss are coming to light. As The Dude would say, this case has a lotta ins, a lotta outs.

Huzzah!

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According to the NY Daily News:
Over the weekend, sources claimed in Britain's News of the World that Moss had lesbian romps with actresses Sadie Frost and Davinia Taylor, as well as a three-way with Frost and her former husband Jude Law.

Fashion p.a. Rebecca White was quoted as alleging that she'd seen Moss and pal Naomi Campbell blow their way through a "fist-sized" mound of cocaine in a single night.

White also told the paper that Moss "asked for several hundred [British] pounds' worth of cocaine" before attending a 2002 benefit for Nelson Mandela Children's Fund.

"She sneaked off to [take cocaine] all the way through the dinner, with Nelson Mandela at the next table," said White. "I couldn't believe how disrespectful that was."

Christian Dior, Burberry and H. Stern have all sidestepped any definitive answer on whether Moss will stay with them...

Meanwhile, London's Mirror reported that Moss has split with boyfriend Pete Doherty. The bleary-eyed rocker was seen a disco on the Spanish isle of Ibiza without Moss — instead kissing another man.

Moss' rep would only say yesterday that "all these allegations are being dealt with by lawyers, and we will not be commenting at present." A rep for Campbell, who in the past has been open with the press about her cocaine use, declined to comment.


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Sapphic sister? Sadie Frost and Davinia Taylor.

Do the British Isles only contain five people named Naomi, Jude, Sadie, Kate, and Pete? (Sorry. Please insert "Davinia" in there somewhere just this once.) These saucy U.K. stories always revolve around the same celebs! How could they not have three-ways with each other, since they don't seem to know anyone else?

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Sadie's Frost seems to be melting...

I always thought Pete Doherty had a gay vibe with the other guy in the Libertines. In a good way. You're better off with an Ibizan rent boy, Pete! Stay away from The Moss! She's bad news, man!

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The good ole days before Pete gathered his Moss...

Why just today, News of the World posted the hysterical results of their "shock investigation" into Mossy's behavior, and they include allegations that she:
COAXED Sadie's then jealous husband Jude Law into taking part in her sex sessions with Sadie to keep him sweet over their lesbian affair.

ROMPED with blonde Davinia on SIX more occasions—and tried to carry on their fling after the soap star had married David Beckham's sports agent pal Dave Gardner.

BEDDED Sadie at a holiday villa while the actress's then lover Jackson Scott was there.

FORCED Sadie to vow never to sleep with any other women but her.

POUNCED on American pal Rebecca White while high on cocaine in a hotel and kissed and groped her naked on the bed, and

HELD such a grip over her tight circle of A-list friends that they have become known as "Kate's Disciples."

Heh. Like I said, Pete, watch out or Mossy will POUNCE, FORCE, HOLD, BED, ROMP and even COAX you to death! Run for your pathetic life! Run, or, as that seems physically impossible for a person in your condition, crawl, Pete!

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Crawl like you've never crawled before!

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