Monday, July 04, 2005

Oldest Living Supermodel Tells All

Ladies and gentleman of the USA: In honor of our nation's birthday today, I bring you a charming story from the Good Ole Days, from Miss Janice Dickinson, via Page Six:
When Madonna was an aspiring young singer, modeling nude to make ends meet, she probably didn't have the best plumbing.

Janice Dickinson told Webster Hall's Baird Jones:

"In the '80s before she was famous, I used to go dancing with Madonna at Danceteria. She and I would be dancing all night on top of the speakers. Madonna had the most vicious body odor. It was like she had not showered in a week. She was a great dancer, but I tried not to get too close to her or I would literally pass out.

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It was that bad. It was total skank."

Oh, Janice. How I love you so!

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I love every beyotchy, Botoxed, surgered, injected, drug-abused, bulimic, stretched, robotic fiber of your being! You are truly an inspiration to all Americans!

Happy Fourth of July everyone! Go set off as many fireworks as Janice did when she met Omarosa on "The Surreal Life"!

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1 comment:

chepo said...

OMG I am going to die from laughing. She truly is an inspiration to us all.

Maybe Madonna used that natural deoderant.