Stop the Insanity!

Thanks to friend of Felt Up Richard M. for sending me this link to an urgent online petition. The purpose of this petition affects all Americans--perhaps it is equally critical to every man, woman, and child on this, our Planet Earth.

It is addressed to Mr. Steven Spielberg, and begins:

We, the undersigned, wish to inform you that we are compelled to boycott your movie “War of the Worlds”. Our decision is based solely on the abhorrent behavior of Mr. Tom Cruise. We will not be spending our good money to support the ridiculous and potentially dangerous antics of this raving narcissist. Mr. Cruise’s actions and comments have been offensive and insulting when not downright laughable.

To read the rest of--and then, of course, sign--this important petition/"oath of movie chastity," go here. Hurry, before it's too late!



Oh, my god. Look at this CGI alien created by Spielberg! It's hideous! A MONSTER FROM OUTER SPACE WHO WANTS TO TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!