Tuesday, May 17, 2005

I Heart Kylie!

CNN is reporting that delightful gay icon Kylie Minogue has had to cancel the Australian leg of her fabulous "Showgirl Tour" because she has been diagnosed with breast cancer.

There aren't many "bright sides" to cancer-related stories, but if this had one, it would be that at least it's not cancer of that perfect ass, because then mankind might lose of one of the Eight Wonders of the World, and we just can't take any more natural disasters on this planet.

I'm still waiting for the Bestest Gayest Danciest Tour Ever, which I invented in my mind and continue to believe may occur in my lifetime: Kylie, The Scissor Sisters, Junior Senior, Erasure, and Deeeee Lite reformed, mc'd by Miss Liza Minelli and RuPaul! It could totally happen! If we all wish hard enough and click our ruby heels three times and sprinkle pixie dust under our pillows every single night, it could happen! And the best time ever would be ours!

Speedy recover Kylie! Remember what Ann Miller and Debbie Reynolds would say: "Leg up!"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Oh no!!! I hope she can still make panties. You are so right about her ass. How do I get one like that? By the way, I would love it if you actually made a bestest gayest CD mix or even a playlist. -Ursula