Thursday, May 12, 2005

Haimed If I Do, Haimed If I Don't

Too stunned to write much today by the news that Players on MLK at Guadalupe--one of my favorite burger places in town, second only to my beloved Sandy's and the absolute best post-drunk meal-provider on Earth--may be closing to make way for University of Texas parking. If Players does actually close, this horrifying look may be in my future:

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I'm pretty sure these walking deathheads are Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie, but I can't be certain.

However, maybe it's all for the best. If by some miracle Players does stay open, I might end up like Corey Haim:

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Yes, this is really one of the Coreys. Apparently, this is what happens when you get off las drugas.

O, Lord, which path shall be mine? My fate is in your hands....

1 comment:

chepo said...

OMG> Poor Corey!

I used to sorta like Lindsey Lohan now she is on my shitlist. That picture is just disgusting.