Friday, April 15, 2005


I am literally on my way out the door to the accountant's office, and have no time whatsoever to dilly-dally about with stuff and nonsense. No time whatsoever! However:
Andy Dick was such a jerk during a guest appearance on VH1's "The Surreal Life" that "producers and security had to wrestle him to the ground in order to throw him off the set," said an insider.
"Andy was completely out of control."

The show's fifth season, which just wrapped, starred Jose Canseco, Sandi "Pepa" Denton, Bronson Pinchot, London model Caprice Bourret, and two other women who didn't get along at all — Janice Dickinson and Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth.

Dickinson referred to the former "Apprentice" as "Omagrossa."

During a photo shoot with the whole cast, Omarosa became hysterical at the sight of Janice holding a prop knife, our spy said. Omarosa told Dickinson to "back the [bleep] up with that knife," causing Dickinson to taunt: "Who wants a haircut?" Omarosa then exploded in a tirade of expletives, scaring the rest of the cast so much that they all left the shoot.

That was from Page Six, naturally.

What I would have given to be a fly on the wall on that set! A price above rubies, perhaps. Oh, Janice! My love for you grows day by day. "Who wants a haircut" should be carved into your grave stone.

Everybody sing: "We love you Janice, oh, yes, we do! When you're not near to us, we're blue. Oh, Janice, we love you!"

Now, I'm off to pay The Man.

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